Google Search Times: Google April Fools Fun

Google is known for its speed in returned results, and proudly displays how long it takes to return its result sets.  Google is also known for their classic Google April Fools pages.  Generally you will see (0.002 seconds) or similar.  They have been playing around with this today:

 

  1. times the velocity of an unladen swallow
    times the velocity of an unladen swallow
  2. Planck times
    Planck times
  3. Skidoo
    Skidoo
  4. Femtogalactic years
    femtogalactic years
  5. Centons
    centons
  6. Centibeats
    centibeats
  7. Microfortnights
    microfortnights
  8. Shakes of a lamb's tail
    shakes of a lamb's tail
  9. Gigawatts
    gigawatts
  10. Parsecs
    parsecs
  11. Epochs
    epochs
  12. at warp
    at warp
  13. Nanocenturies
    nanocenturies
  14. Jiffies
    jiffies
  15. Microweeks
    microweeks
  16. Hertz
    hertz donut
Always fun, Google.  Just as genius as Topkea.