What do you mean I won’t rank #1 for 10 different cities?!
1. Addresses that don't exist!
An empty lot on 42nd Street in Brooklyn. Screenshot via Google street view
2. Your duplicate business listings spreading like Gremlins.
3. The best media you have to work with is a 32x32 stock photo.
Source: A really crappy camera
4. Spending 30 minutes updating a business profile, only to see your session timed out.
5. Being confronted with "shock and awe" scan results.
Modified screenshot via Yahoo Localworks
6. This happening to you on Google:
Old Google Places dashboard (Google purgatory)
7. Or this:
8. Repeat PIN delivery failure.
9. 24/7 Locksmiths.
10. The next Google Local overhaul.