Google Search Times: Google April Fools Fun Google is known for its speed in returned results, and proudly displays how long it takes to return its result sets. Google is also known for their classic Google April Fools pages. Generally you will see (0.002 seconds) or similar. They have been playing around with this today: times the velocity of an unladen swallow Planck times Skidoo Femtogalactic years Centons Centibeats Microfortnights Shakes of a lamb's tail Gigawatts Parsecs Epochs at warp Nanocenturies Jiffies Microweeks Hertz Always fun, Google. Just as genius as Topkea.