She Only Want Me For My Link Juice

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Dec 30

We came up with a reworking of Nelly's classic hit 'Pimp Juice' with an internet marketing and SEO/link building twist. All based around a link building phrase we used around the office years ago, our parody, 'Link Juice,' takes a humorous approach to the world of backlinking while still sharing valuable information for marketers. All in good fun, she only want me for my link juice.

Uh-huh, yeah
Internet marketing, baby
Uh-huh, yeah
We talkin' SEO, baby
Uh-huh, yeah
She only want me for my link juice, baby
Uh-huh, yeah

[Chorus]
I said, "What's your search term, baby? What's your SEO?"
She said, "All I need is your link juice, baby, don't you know?"
I said, "I got plenty of that, baby, don't you worry"
She said, "As long as I get backlinks, all your pages I'll hurry"

[Verse 1]
I'm the SEO king, yeah, the master of the game
I know how to optimize, I know how to get that fame
My keywords are on point, my meta tags are tight
My content is so good, Google thinks it's outta sight

I got backlinks from everywhere, they're coming in so fast
My competitors can't keep up, they're always in the past
I'm on the first page, I'm on the top
I'm the one they call when they need that SEO hop

[Chorus]
I said, "What's your search term, baby? What's your SEO?"
She said, "All I need is your link juice, baby, don't you know?"
I said, "I got plenty of that, baby, don't you worry"
She said, "As long as I get backlinks, all your pages I'll hurry"

[Verse 2]
I got guest posts, I got social shares
I got comments, I got forum threads
I got directory listings, I got press releases
I got everything you need for that SEO thesis

My link juice is so strong, it'll make your rankings rise
You'll be on the first page, you'll be a SEO surprise
You'll get clicks, you'll get traffic
You'll get conversions, you'll get ecstatic

[Chorus]
I said, "What's your search term, baby? What's your SEO?"
She said, "All I need is your link juice, baby, don't you know?"
I said, "I got plenty of that, baby, don't you worry"
She said, "As long as I get backlinks, all your pages I'll hurry"

[Outro]
Uh-huh, yeah
That's how we do it in the SEO game, baby
Uh-huh, yeah
Link juice is the currency, baby
Uh-huh, yeah
She only want me for my link juice, baby
Uh-huh, yeah
But that's okay, 'cause I got plenty to give

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